Now that the word is out that Donald Trump hated Melissa McCarthy’s SNL impersonation of White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, reportedly feeling that being portrayed by a woman made his administration look weak, Stephen Colbert is excited to capitalize on that concern with a concentrated Twitter campaign aimed at comparing Trump unfavorably to a little girl. Regardless of the president’s personal feelings about drag or the ongoing national conversation about his hand size, the Late Show host would like to emphasize how quickly and with what ferocity Melissa McCarthy could turn all of us into wig caps at the exact moment of her choosing if she wanted to.