Alec Baldwin Thought Trump Might Chill Out After the Election, But Alas, ‘He Still Looks Incredibly Constipated’

Alec Baldwin, the country’s go-to Donald Trump impersonator (for now), has started to detect a well of sadness inside the current president that’s just begging to get out. Specifically, he’s not sure why Trump is so angry all the time. Years ago, Trump seemed so cheery, Baldwin explains, but now, “He won the election, he’s president of the United States, and he still looks incredibly constipated.� Maybe that’s because he’s thinking about the popular vote, suggests Kerry Washington, before donning a white hat and whispering in her best Olivia Pope voice, “It’s handled.�