By the time The Late Show airs tonight at 11:30 p.m., America will likely know the results of Tuesday’s Alabama special election. Whether Doug Jones or Roy Moore wins the Senate seat, one thing is for certain: Moore owns a horse named “Sassy.†“That is a lovely name for a magazine targeted at teenaged girls,†Stephen Colbert quipped. The host then took a shot at Moore’s alleged history of preying on young girls, yelling, “Hi-ho, Sassy! To the mall!†Then, with his imaginary cowboy hat on his head and his fateful invisible horse, galloped across the stage.
