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Just Patti LuPone and Some Great Products at the Grammys

I’m their product, it’s vital you sell me, so Machiavelli me. Photo: Lisa Lake/Getty Images for NARAS

Eyes, hair, mouth, figure, dress, voice, style, movement, hands, magic, rings, glamour, face, diamonds, excitement, spon-con. Before appearing at the Grammys last night to casually slay “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina,†Patti LuPone stopped by the Grammy gift lounge, a magical place where celebrities smile next to products they will probably get for free, because capitalism is wild. If you’d like, you can take a tour of the many celebrities who posed in the gift lounge on Getty Images, but really, it was LuPone who had the best time of anyone, as one user captured on Twitter.

Celebrities who visit the gift lounge get a gift bag worth over $30,000, so this journey is both totally charming, and very worth it.

Photo: Lisa Lake/Getty Images for NARAS

Anyway, that candy looks great.

Just Patti LuPone and Some Great Products at the Grammys