After months and months of schmoozing, drinking, chatting, and campaigning, Allison Janney won her Oscar. Her reward, courtesy of Ellen DeGeneres: about a minute of grinding with shirtless hotties. The morning after winning Best Supporting Actress for I, Tonya, Janney had to be up bright and early for a table read for her CBS sitcom Mom. “I wanted to give you a celebration because I think you deserve it. Come on out!†Ellen decreed, as a trio of men carrying Champagne, flutes, and a sash entered the stage. This is how every Oscar campaign should end from now on.