Put Brett Kavanaugh in the Suburban Dad Scandal Hall of Fame, Implores Stephen Colbert

There’s a fair chance we’re going to witness Brett “Man Who Sliced His Thumb Off at the Barbecue But Insists He’s Fine� Kavanaugh join the Supreme Court as its resident young person by the year’s end. For Stephen Colbert — and uh, women — that’s unacceptable. You see, Kavanaugh is a snoozefest! Who wants to drink brewskis and rack up credit card debt with this dude when you can pump iron with RBG instead! But yeah, Kavanaugh had a spending problem thanks to his beloved Washington Nationals, but even this gossip can’t get Stephen Colbert excited. “That is … yawn. That scandal is so boring we’re calling it nothing. We didn’t even come up with a thing,� he quipped. “I say this belongs in the Suburban Dad Scandal Hall of Fame.�