The prosecution’s closing in. Legal papers are being dotted and crossed. Impeachment is evident. But it turns out even if Darius Trump isn’t a 72- year-old white dude with terrible hair from Queens, the FBI is still going to descend upon his family — poor Malika! — and arrest him for a medley of crimes. “It’s not over, not by a long shot,†our POTUS tries to assure everyone. “Maybe I’ve done some dirty things. But I’m making America great again. They can’t lock me up!†[Cue FBI raid and lock-up montage.]
Ask SNL and We Shall Receive: What If the Trumps Were Black?
