In some alternate timeline somewhere, all the genies stayed in the bottles and no one became a fighter and instead of becoming a pop icon, Christina Aguilera opened a singing doughnut shop. Jimmy Kimmel Live! gave us a little peek into this alternate dimension on Wednesday night, where Aguilera was promoting her new Vegas show, and honestly it’s super fine. It’s not like doughnuts can even be improved, but somehow Aguilera skipping out and holding them while singing for surprised customers does actually make doughnuts seem … better? This must’ve been what it felt like for the first person to try a cronut.
Christina Aguilera Is Very Good at Selling Doughnuts
