Two hours wasn’t exactly enough time for these baking show competitors to master the art of their cartoon character cakes, so much so that a certain Cookie Monster confection — which can perhaps be best described as “oozing blueberry blob of sorrow†— is begging, demanding, to be taken out of its misery. Knife to the sponge, syringe to the frosting? It doesn’t care. Just do it, and fast. “Kill me. Please destroy me. I feel nothing but pain,†it cries, vomiting blue goo all over the table. “Send me to hell where I belong.†Don’t do it, judges. Those lopsided googly eyes have too much to live for!
Now SNL Has Us Worried About the Mental Health of Ugly Cakes
