Another week, another Kyle Mooney Saturday Night Live sketch cut for time. In this weekend’s meta-edition, Kyle Mooney plays Adam Zekeman, a harrowingly uncool new SNL cast member struggling desperately to find his place on the show. It’s only by proving himself through a feat of completely unrelated strength that Adam is finally able to find his place in the sun as that classic Weekend Update character, Stoner Cowboy. But will Adam be able to stay on top and enjoy his burgeoning fame? Or will he die in jail? If you sit silently for a moment and listen, you’ll discover you had the answer inside yourself all along.