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Relax to the Soothing Sounds of ‘ASMR for White Liberals’

Are you a white person who wishes they could relax at night to a soothing ASMR video without getting distracted by your white guilt? Then look no further than “ASMR for White Liberals,†a new video Daily Show researcher Randall Otis shared on Twitter today that is, without a doubt, an instant hit. In the video, Otis plays your typical YouTube ASMRtist, except for this session, he’s prepared some customized triggers just for his liberal white viewers. The video is jam-packed with relaxing goodness for the target demo, from calming statements like, “You’re one of the good ones,†and, “All of the black people at your job love you,†to pleasing sounds like “black hair on microphone†and soft tapping on the trophy that viewers deserve for not being racist. Perhaps The Daily Show will consider promoting Otis to be the show’s very own ASMR Correspondent very soon — we will definitely like and subscribe.

Relax to the Soothing Sounds of ‘ASMR for White Liberals’