Trevor Noah Wants Biden and Trump to Really Duke It Out

Joe Biden has officially thrown his hat in the race, and The Daily Show made note of the fact that said hat probably fell in the lap of a poor woman who was just trying to go about her day. Trevor Noah pointed out that Biden is loved in part for being a goober, but that he’s also a goober who tormented Anita Hill and asked for forgiveness at the 11th hour. One thing Biden can run on, according to Noah, is the number of times he’s vowed to kick Trump’s ass. Literally. He wants to get into old-timey fisticuffs behind the high school gymnasium. “Honestly, I think they should make this fight happen, just to raise money for charity,� said Noah. “I think it’s a win-win for everyone, right? Biden gets to stand up to Trump, and Trump gets to secretly keep the money meant for charity.�