Aside from the fact it’s on a Monday of all days, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin’s wedding sounds like just the kind of over-the-top fete you’d hope for from two people with enough money to rent an entire resort, specifically South Carolina’s Montage Palmetto Bluff. According to TMZ, the pair primed their guests with a carnival-themed Sunday extravaganza with a dance party, bowling, and capture the flag. Then the Biebers screened Nick Cassavetes’s 2004 romance The Notebook, because it’s good to remind everyone that marriage is much more than a 1am water gun fight with your dear friends Kendall Jenner and Jaden Smith. It’s also about faithfully visiting your dementia-stricken spouse in the hospital every day for the rest of your life. Hopefully their guests also got a Super Soaker on Monday, to rehydrate from all that sobbing the Biebers made them do ahead of the actual ceremony.