It gives us no pleasure in saying we’d rather skip a vacation than get on an airplane with Harry Styles as the captain, given that he (1) might be on competing medications, (2) seems to dislike Booksmart, and (3) has a bunch of pent-up sexual feelings about a cartoon character thanks to his recent lack of horizontal tango activities. “These pipes be clogged,†he complains to his co-pilot. “I saw an old Scooby-Doo episode on the airport TV and Daphne was getting me hot.†At least his nails look good. Like, really good.
Harry Styles Needs to Get Laid (In This SNL Sketch) (Not in Real Life) (Sorry)
