Bill Maher Hopes Some Reverse ‘Lock Him Up!’ Psychology Will Quarantine Trump

With his staffers serving as a live audience due to coronavirus concerns, Bill Maher (before taking Real Time on a temporary hiatus) dedicated his opening monologue to how the country went from “zero to crazy in about three seconds� thanks to the meteoric spread, and inadequate government response, of COVID-19. “There’s a new protocol in place, because Trump, whenever he talks, things get worse. So it’s called: Operation Shut the Fuck Up,� Maher explained. “Because, you know, Trump, he was in the Rose Garden today, and he’s lost if he can’t brag about the stock market. He’s like a porn star whose dick fell off. He’s got nothing!� Maher also implored Trump, who said he’s “most likely� going to be tested for the coronavirus, to go away for awhile with a pool of Purell — especially since he stood in close proximity to a Brazilian officer who tested positive. “He’s been exposed, and is exposing himself constantly to people who have the virus,� Maher said. “The Brazilian dude, and the guy at CPAC, and the congressman. He needs to be quarantined! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!�