Because he can’t spend the entire day making tiny lamps and meditating in his studio, your eerie uncle David Lynch has revived one of his most cherished pastimes for quarantine: looking out the window and giving a weather report from his Los Angeles abode. Beginning on May 11, Lynch has been posting his short musings (once perfectly described as “meteorology for the Dadaistsâ€) on his YouTube page every morning, where he offers such compelling commentary as “plenty of blue sky,†“golden sunshine coming,†“very still right now,†and “have a great day, everyone.†It seems pretty easy to follow, but has anybody asked Lynch what year is this? [Screams wildly.]