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Fleeting Zoolander Extra Resigns From SAG-AFTRA

Melania wants the blue steel. Photo: Paramount Pictures

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of … resignations. Former elected official Donald Trump has resigned from his membership at SAG-AFTRA effective immediately, days after the union announced that they would be moving forward with a disciplinary expulsion process against him. “Who cares!†Trump wrote in a statement. “I’m very proud of my work on movies such as Home Alone 2, Zoolander and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps; and television shows including The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Saturday Night Live, and of course, one of the most successful shows in television history, The Apprentice — to name just a few!†Trump added that SAG-AFTRA has “done nothing†for him and dismissed the impending disciplinary hearing as “free media attention.†As for SAG-AFTRA, they seem thrilled: Their sole response was “Thank you.â€

Fleeting Zoolander Extra Resigns From SAG-AFTRA