The beginning to Drake’s music video for the song “Way 2 Sexy†— featuring both Future and Young Thug, and off his latest album Certified Lover Boy — has an all-caps warning: “Repeated viewing may lead to a pregnancy.†But readers, it’s giving erectile dysfunction. Drake opens the video holding two 45-pound weights and wearing a white mesh shirt he very possibly purchased from an ASOS sale. The rapper continues to hip-thrust (and maybe, like, try to twerk?) his way to multiple, very random segments we will now give titles for: Dad-Bod-on-a-Beach, Pirates of the Caribbean: Not This, Wait Should I Do a TikTok Dance on This Sidewalk Grate, DRAMBO: Why?, Hey Look I’m Holding a Guitar, Let’s Stand in Some Sand & Then Hold It, and finally, “Wet by Drakeâ€: Are You Sure? Drake is cheesy, and so is this video. Is this his attempt at Hollywood? Honestly, IDK, but anyway, watch the video above — oh, and here’s a GIF of Kawhi Leonard “dancingâ€:
There’s Just Really No Unseeing Anything That Happens in Drake’s ‘Way 2 Sexy’ Video
