In a spooky-ooky-ooky Halloween episode of Desus & Mero, the Bodega Boys came for Ciara. The “1-2 Step†singer went as Selena this year, apparently because she is learning Spanish and wants to immerse herself in the culture. “We gotta outlaw Duolingo,†Desus said. “We’re not helping nobody.†Ciara green-screened herself onto an arena stage and did a little bidi-bidi, with an additional bom-bom. Other celebs that came under scrutiny were Saweetie (Halle Berry era Catwoman), LeBron James (Freddy Krueger), Mitt Romney (Ted Lasso — but according to the boys, the porno version), and Bill de Blasio. De Blasio SAID he was Captain Kirk, but he was in the blue science/medical uniform of TOS, so what is the truth? Desus outed himself as a Trekkie by knowing that de Blasio’s costume was really more Spock than Kirk, and both fellas said they watched Deep Space Nine. We all stan Benjamin Sisko in this house.
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