This just in: Aubrey Plaza checked out of the White Lotus and into the booth at Drew’s News, The Drew Barrymore Show podcast, on December 15. In a mere 37 seconds, Plaza makes the case for Barrymore being her “dream†mother. Well, same. “Be my mommy,†Plaza says, to which Barrymore responds, “I, I — I’ll say the same thing to you.†Then, with a chuckle, Plaza says the two words: “Feed me.†Plaza next requests that Barrymore put her to bed, and the host says, “I will. And, by the way, I’m good at it too.†Barrymore explains her putting-to-bed routine, which consists of holding and putting someone in “the nook of my arm†and then petting them.
“Nourish me,†Plaza cuts in. Barrymore exclaims, “Ugh! What I wouldn’t do to put you to bed.†And finally, after a pause and a glance, Plaza ends the scene: “I’m a hungry baby.†“And I have everything you need,†Barrymore leans in. Hey, Mike White, Drew Barrymore for season three?