Does Lenny Kravitz want me to get caught saying nasty things in 4K? The thirst trap music video for his new single, “TK421,†off his upcoming album, Blue Electric Light, is a Prince-coded funk-rock number. But it’s also Lenny Kravitz being Lenny Kravitz: begging, promising a good time. “All I’m asking is for you to break the seal / So we can dance our way to the divine,†he sings. “Come on baby, get 421 / Can you feel it, my TK421.†Honestly not sure what he’s talking about, but the video, a dramatized version of his morning rituals, is where Kravitz gets cheeky. He rises from sleep, butt naked, pecs moisturized. His big-ass scarf must’ve fled the scene. He lathers up in the shower. Smokes in only a towel. Leaves toothpaste all over his face. Goes commando in tight leather pants to straddle a phallic gold statue. Kravitz rocks out, but no one is looking at that damn guitar. Like, fine, okay, whatever. Inner peace gone. Now I have no choice but to spend the rest of the day listing all the roles I wish I’d played in the video, starting with his toothbrush, the million-thread-count bedsheets, the half-finished joint in his mouth, the shower water, that towel, his gaudy statue, the soap, the …