Saturday Night Live broke out the âHallelujahâ piano for George Santosâs swan song. But rather than have Bowen Yang sing the Leonard Cohen classic like Kate McKinnonâs Hillary Clinton (and subsequently Alec Baldwinâs Donald Trump), his George Santos instead sang a spin on Elton Johnâs âCandle in the Wind.â A fitting choice being that he considers himself both a modern-day Princess Diana and Marilyn Monroe. But the âproud gay thiefâ first took to his press conference to address the fact that heâs no longer âCongressman Santosâ; now heâs just âregular old Professor, Major, General, Reverend, Astronaut Santos.â After calling on reporters by asking for credentials like name, routing number, motherâs maiden name, and childhood pet, Santos took to the keys to perform a tribute to himself, singing, âAnd it seems to me I lived my life like a scandal in the wind.â