Melania Trump showed up to her dude’s inauguration in a hat so wide it impeded kissing. Trump could only get a teensy cheek peck when Melania’s got that shit on.
Would you believe the new First Lady’s taste in cranium accessories is creating controversy online? I know, I know, in a presidency that is otherwise so normal. The main meme of the Trump Inauguration was Melania’s hat and who the hat made Melania look like. Is she the Hat Man, or Mad magazine’s mute little spy? Choose your fighter below.
Judge Doom
Perhaps the most accurate, as destroying public transportation in Los Angeles is exactly the kind of shenanigans this admin is planning on getting up to.
The Beer Baron
This would make teetotaler Trump Rex Banner.
The Benadryl Hat Man
Even our sleep paralysis demons have become politicized.
Spy vs. Spy
With Snoopy fever at its peak, will these lil guys be the next decades-old black and white cartoons to get the Loungefly backpack treatment? Sound off in the comments.
Rose DeWitt Bukater
Big hats for a new Gilded Ages. That checks out.