There is a great deal of uncertainty looming over this Election Day, but this much is 100 percent beyond doubt: Steve Kornacki, master of the MSNBC Big Board, is prepared for the moment. He has been training for months in the way that election-results reporters train: by breaking down literally any sort of information displayed on a large digital screen. Olympic gymnastics? Kornacki explained that for us. NFL games? Obviously. Election-polling results that will be meaningless in mere hours if they arenât already? Kornacki was all over that, too, because he has been committed to getting his fingers, voice, and rolled-up shirtsleeves into elite shape for the night we find out whether America gets to remain a democracy. (JK, we probably wonât know that for weeks.)
Because we trust no one more than Kornacki to tell us whatâs happening at the polls, and because we need a distracting coping mechanism to get through the evening, Vulture will be liveblogging Kornacki â both what he does on MSNBC and on the Kornacki cam that will stream constantly on Peacock â in this space. Look, you can either stare anxiously at news coverage or you can stare anxiously at news coverage and also this liveblog. America, the choice is clear: When we liveblog, we win.
This is a developing story.
Kornacki never stops but we do
Itâs looking like we wonât know the results of the presidential election with any certainty before tomorrow morning at the earliest, so weâre wrapping up the blog for the night. By all means, continue to experience the wonders of the Kornacki Cam and the fear that sets in as more results are announced. Thanks for following along.
In all seriousness, this is depressing as hell
Kornacki has been sharing a lot of percentage points and weird names of counties in the Midwest â Winnebago? â for the past five-plus hours. But in all that data heâs been parsing, two sobering threads have emerged.
One is the massive political divide between rural and urban areas in pretty much every state. Again and again, Kornacki has shown us rural areas bathed in red on his map and urban or close-in suburbs that are firmly blue. This is hardly a new phenomenon, but given the perhaps naïve belief that there could be a blue wave in this election, this is especially disappointing to see. There are still two Americas ,and they seem to have gotten no closer to each other than they were eight years ago.
Kornacki has also been highlighting counties in Pennsylvania and other swing states where Kamala Harrisâs percentages are in line with what Hillary Clinton won in 2016 but lower than what Biden won in 2020. Trump, meanwhile, has gained in some areas â not by a huge amount, but enough to give him an advantage.
There are no doubt many factors that could explain these trends, but at this moment, itâs hard not to reflect on why itâs so damn hard to elect a woman in this country, especially when sheâs so obviously qualified for the job. There are still more results for Kornacki to share, but this is a low point.
The Kornacki Cam in photos
Depending on your perspective, the Kornacki Cam â viewable on Peacock, MSNBCâs website, and YouTube â is either an uneventful view of a wonky man working his ass off to analyze voter data or the greatest invention of the digital-media era.
Itâs also a complementary counterpoint to Kornacki live on MSNBC, where heâs constantly clickety-clacking on the Big Board and showing us how bad things look out there. The Kornacki Cam, on the other hand, is, if not quite ASMR, certainly a calmer space in which to reside.
While it feels like the entire future of the country is embedded in every piece of data Kornacki extracts from that map, the Kornacki Cam is a place where literally nothing is happening. Itâs super-casual, like watching election night results in a found-footage movie or perhaps through a Ring doorbell.
Sometimes you see only the top of Kornackiâs head.
Sometimes â a lot of the time â you only get his back.
Sometimes heâs knocking back a beverage from his network-sanctioned mug.
Sometimes heâs on his phone and you can see only his elbow.
Sometimes he is missing entirely.
When the Kornacki Cam briefly lacks Kornacki, itâs as if MSNBC were encouraging us to ask important philosophical questions. Is the Kornacki Cam really a Kornacki Cam if Kornacki isnât on it? Is an election really an election if the popular vote doesnât matter? Is any of whatâs happening in this country even real, or will we all wake up tomorrow as if from a bad dream and realize we were being filmed for every minute of every day by our own personal Kornacki Cam? I mean, I doubt it, but Iâd definitely prefer that to realizing Trump is going to be president again.
Itâs âLockâ-uh-wanna not âLahkâ-uh-wanna
Signed, a former Scrantonian.
Steve Kornacki has said the word âslippageâ no less than seven times
He knows what we need.
Weâve already solved the âBreak Glassâ mystery
Turns out Kornacki already explained his âbreak glassâ folder on TikTok, per someone who pointed this out to me on Twitter.
@steve01450 5 days out and the folders are getting thicker! Hadhtag #election2024
⏠original sound - Steve01450
While the labeled folders are devoted to information about the major swing states, the âbreak glassâ one contains dossiers about states that are considered to be locked, in case a place like New Mexico or Virginia becomes a major story on Election Night. As you can see in the video, what is written on those papers is discernible only to Kornacki and his producer. Anyone else who attempts to read all the tiny writing on those pages will immediately go blind ⌠after learning a shit ton about the history of voting in Loudon County, Virginia.
By the way, you can watch Kornacki Cam for free
As weâve been saying, there is a Kornacki Cam streaming on Peacock that features nothing but behind-the-scenes footage of Kornacki throughout the evening. But what are you supposed to do if you donât have Peacock but also want to see Kornackiâs back or Kornacki munching on his pen while staring at his laptop?
You can watch on MSNBC.com or on MSNBCâs YouTube channel, which doesnât require payment or a subscription. Because this is still America (for now), and you have every right to look at the mic packs connected to Steve Kornackiâs belt for as many hours as you please.
Whatâs in Kornackiâs âBreak Glassâ folder?
Comedy writer and former Buzzfeed podcaster Heben Nigatu raised an extremely interesting question on the platform formerly known as Twitter: What is in Steve Kornackiâs âbreak glassâ folder?
Nigatu posted a screenshot of several folders on Kornackiâs desk labeled mostly for different states: Arizona, Georgia, Wisconsin. Then thereâs one that simply says âBreak Glass,â which implies that its contents only need to be consulted in the event of some sort of Election Night emergency.
What could be in there?
âź An explanation of what happens if thereâs an electoral college tie, information transcribed directly from an episode of Veep?
âź Explicit instructions about what to do if the Big Board completely stops functioning? (The only thing written on that piece of paper is âriff.â)
âź A legal document that relieves Kornacki of any personal or legal responsibility if Trump wins the election and he responds by reflexively throwing a hammer through that huge LED screen?
Would love to hear your theories, and please, try to refrain from suggesting that whatâs in there is the same thing that was in the briefcase from Pulp Fiction.
Keep calm and Kornacki on?
Kornacki has been using all the functionality the Big Board has to offer to drill down into sections of Michigan and North Carolina where Harris seems to have a big advantage over Trump. He is spewing so much data with so much authority that I canât keep track of it all, but every time he bangs on the map of North Carolina, it suggests Harris could take that one. (Maybe??)
Whatâs most reassuring about Kornackiâs presence is his caffeinated sense of calm. Heâs talking very quickly and urgently, as is his tendency, but he is not doing what you or I might be doing, which is yelling: âOh my God, WHAT???â when we see that Trump has just been projected the winner of South Carolina, or âHell, ya!â when noting that Harris has a strong advantage in the Atlanta area. He is remaining impartial. Heâs a numbers man who tells us what the numbers mean without telling us how they should make us feel.
So far, theyâre making me feel like I need a glass of wine.
PeacockZoned
Iâm loving Peacockâs new multiview stream. The feature lets you watch the NBC news stream, the Kornacki Cam, and a rotating results board at the same time, and itâs clearly a reprise of the multi-sport viewing product that the streamer rolled out for the Olympics to great effect. (That was, of course, a spin on the NFLâs RedZone channel.) The big reason it works so well in the election context is that it feeds into a sense of perceived control. On a night like this, my proclivity is to try and see as much of the board as possible to feed my anxiety â this is perfect for that.
Status: Sleeves up and states too close to call
As Kornacki just reported, counties in both North Carolina and Georgia, crucial states in this election, are reporting results incrementally. Our picture of how Americans voted is still partial at best.
What is not too close to call is the state of Kornackiâs stamina. He is doing great. There are zero signs of sweat beading anywhere on his body. His sleeves are rolled up to the elbows, but his tie is still fully tied and knotted. So far, the only sign of anything amiss is the random Magic Marker doodle on the back of one of the many papers in Kornackiâs hands. Technically, this could be a cry for help, but I prefer to think Steve has things so under control that he decided to draw a little comic strip, then got interrupted when North Carolina polls closed.
The first NBC projections are not Steve Kornackiâs fault
The first set of polls has closed, and NBC has projected presidential winners in three states: Donald Trump in Indiana and Kentucky and Kamala Harris in Vermont. Three other states whose polls have closed â Virginia, South Carolina, and Georgia â remain too close to call, but Kornacki says more of that vote will be coming in shortly.
A word of clarification on how NBC News projects its winners. A Decision Desk that is completely isolated from the newsroom determines whether and when to project winners. Kornacki and his colleagues get a heads up when the desk is about to make a call, but they have no role in making that call. If this helps, think of the NBC Decision Desk as Darwin in the Election Night episode of Succession, except operating in an environment with more integrity. Hopefully, no one has gotten wasabi in their eye tonight.
The pen has entered the mouth
At some point, Steve Kornacki has no choice but to put his pen in his mouth so he can multitask. He reached that point at around 6:40 p.m. ET on Election Night 2024, 20 minutes before the first polls close. I do not know if this is typical or sooner than normal, but I am noting it for posterity.
âThe word Iâm going to use ⌠is âBow-Wow.ââ
It is not even 6:30 p.m. ET and Kornacki is already using goofy pneumonic phrases. While identifying some key swing-state counties to keep an eye on throughout the evening, he zeroed in on Wisconsin: âThe word Iâm going to use all night, if this is a word, is âBow-Wow.ââ Pointing to the BOW counties â Brown, Outagamie and Winnebago, where Trump won by slimmer margins in 2016 and 2020 â and the WOW counties â Waukesha, Ozaukee and Washington, where Trump won by larger margins in the previous elections â Kornacki notes that any diminishment of Trump support would be a good sign for the Democrats.
Bow-Wow. Say it soft and itâs almost like praying.
After a slight delay, the Kornacki Cam is now live on Peacock
The Kornacki Cam â a camera trained on Steve Kornackiâs every move for the duration of Election Night â is now live on Peacock. So far, it has shown Steve looking at the papers on his desk, exploring the various counties in Georgia on the Big Board, and pulling his phone out of his pocket. All of this is set to the MSNBC Election Night theme, which I have to say is not doing a lot to ease my nerves.
Live (streaming) television, baby!
In case youâre wondering how he prepared âŚ
Intelligencerâs Matt Stieb had a preâElection Night conversation with Kornacki, who said he was âundecidedâ on his khakis â he obviously voted gray â and had this to say about how he would prepare for the big night:
Yeah, heavy on the nervous, stressed part because I always say that 99 percent of the prep I do will never make the air.
You just got to be ready for that 1 percent. It can be overwhelming trying to anticipate all the different scenarios that could come up that you need to be ready for. So Iâve had a running list for a while now and then every time I think of something else, Iâll write it down. Itâs just the list has been getting bigger and bigger, and it takes a lot to check off one item on it. And itâs just to be in position to interpret these results in real time and hopefully say something meaningful and useful about them. It just requires a ton of prep and memorization, and the possibility that Iâll miss something really kind of haunts me.
Having shadowed Kornacki on Super Tuesday 2020, I can confirm the dude is incredibly focused once results start coming in. Iâm not sure I ever saw him take a bathroom break.
Cop a Kornacki khaki
Halloween doesnât have to be over yet, folks. Our siblings at the Strategist are flagging that Kornackiâs khakis â Korkhakhis? â are currently on sale at the Gap. Specifically, the cut is called the âGap Modern Khakis in Straight Fit With GapFlex,â and as of this writing, a pair is 32 percent off. Presumably, the man himself doesnât have to jump on this price cut; you would hope Gap has already comped ten of these for him to burn through over the course of the next few days. Anyway, go grab a pair out of solidarity or for whatever reason at all: to cope, to spice things up, to channel your inner election sicko. If things go well, Iâm wearing them to the gym.
But we wonât be calling him âMap Daddyâ
I rebuke this.
Kornacki emerges and heâs not wearing khakis
While the first wave of results wonât start coming in until after six, Steve Kornacki did his first hit on MSNBC to talk about exit polling, which tells us, among other things, that the top three issues on votersâ minds in this election are: the state of democracy (35 percent! A good sign!), the economy (31 percent), and abortion (14 percent).
But the more important takeaway from his initial appearance is that Kornacki has chosen to wear gray pants, not his usual tan, and a gray-and-black striped tie. The combo looks smart and professional, but the colors are a little on the dour side, at least by Kornacki standards. Is this a sign? As Kornackiâs pants go, so goes the nation? No, letâs not go there yet. The night is young, and Steve hasnât even gotten out his calculator.
Boston calling
Steve Kornacki is the icing on my alma materâs election cake. He makes Boston University proud, leading the nightâs data crunching in his little pants after a busy election season for BU alums: Call Her Daddyâs Alex Cooper, 60 Minutesâs Bill Whitaker, and Howard Stern all had influential interviews with Kamala Harris over the past few months. My degree is aging like a fine wine!
Itâs almost Kornacki oâclock
There are two places to watch Steve Kornacki do his map-zooming thing on Election Night. MSNBCâs coverage of the results begins at 6 p.m. ET. Over on Peacock, NBCâs Multiview livestreams, which will include the Steve-focused Kornacki Cam, start at six as well. Iâll be toggling between the two and commenting on the calls as well as the volume of Kornackiâs iced-coffee consumption.