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Bethy Squires is a news blogger who has been covering comedy for Vulture since 2018. One time, she matched every SNL performer to the Pokémon that best captured their essence.

  1. if you know you know
    ELLE's Women In Hollywood Celebration - Arrivals
    Diego Luna and Tonatiuh Pucker Up For Kiss of the Spider WomanUnlike Bye Bye Birdie Live!, it looks like this musical is actually happening.
  2. coming soon
    Everything We Know About Amazon’s Fallout TV ShowWar never changes, but premiere dates do. Fallout comes a few days earlier than expected.
  3. interview
    Yuki Kura Is Proud to be Shōgun’s Failson“He’s quite a fortunate, happy person, considering all the mistakes he made.”
  4. cmt awards 2024
    2024 CMT Music Awards - Show
    Brooks & Dunn, Lainey Wilson, Sammy Hagar Tribute Toby Keith at CMT AwardsBrooks & Dunn, Lainey Wilson, and Sammy Hagar all did covers.
  5. reflections
    2022 iHeartRadio Wango Tango - Arrivals
    Boy Meets World Actors Reflect on Past Defense of Brian PeckDrake Bell says that he forgives Rider Strong, after having an “amazing conversation” about the topic.
  6. career change
    Willy Wonka Experience’s The Unknown Has a New GigTheater lives! At the London Dungeon.
  7. number ones
    2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards - Show
    Cowboy Carter Is Breaking Billboard Records, Y’allBeyoncé is the first Black woman to top the Country Album charts.
  8. this week in late night
    Stephen Colbert Backing José Andrés Won Late Night This WeekPlus Kirsten Dunst (in general) and some stellar After Midnight segments.
  9. me too
    Lionsgate's "Ordinary Angels" New York Premiere
    Reacher’s Alan Ritchson Calls Out Sexual Abuse in the Modeling IndustryHe says it’s “like legalized sex trafficking.”
  10. future cinematrix category
    Going Down the ‘Spider-Man to Tennis Pipeline’Kirsten Dunst, Emma Stone, Zendaya. Three Spider-love interests, three tennis movies.
  11. conspiracies
    Seriously, Why Are So Many Celebs Playing Uno?There was a mini Hamilton reunion at Questlove’s game night. Don’t know how to say “Uno!” to this.
  12. coming soon
    Warner Bros. Is Booting Up The Matrix 5 Directed by Drew Goddard and executive produced by Lana Wachowski.
  13. happy easter
    Memes Is RisenShoutout to TikTok’s Jesus (Taylor’s Version), you’re really putting in the work.
  14. rose’s turn
    25th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards - Arrivals
    Bette Midler Wants a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills DiamondShe and Andy Cohen were tweeting about the possibility.
  15. bye girl
    A New Era In Florida Gaming Event At Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Hollywood
    Who Is Replacing Sarah Hyland on Love Island USA?Is it Ariana Madix? Some sort of robot programmed to feel love? A third joke answer?
  16. this week in late night
    Lesbian Icon Seth Meyers Won Late Night This WeekPlus Liam Neeson reinventing the Easter Bunny and After Midnight getting baked.
  17. beyonce hold ‘em
    66th GRAMMY Awards - Show
    Meet Cowboy CarterDolly Parton, Miley Cyrus, Post Malone and more are special guests at the rodeo.
  18. to be continued…
    So Are We Getting a Sequel to ‘Telephone’ or What?Is Lady Gaga collabing with Beyoncé, or are we collectively in a collab with delusion?
  19. nothing can stop us now
    Flower and Garden Festival at Epcot
    Walt Disney World and DeSantis Agree to Play NiceSo long to the Reedy Creek Improvement District.
  20. hi ad!
    Premiere Party For Season 11 Of Bravo's "Vanderpump Rules"
    Ariana Madix Buys $1.6 Million Home From Reality TV RealtorThe new Madix Mansion was sold by Buying Beverly Hills star Ben Belack. Did she get any Morgan Wade tea at closing?
  21. obits
    Premiere Of Lionsgate's "Knives Out" - Red Carpet
    M. Emmet Walsh, Blood Simple and Blade Runner Actor, Dies at 88Roger Ebert called him a “poet of sleaze” and Rian Johnson called him an “absolute legend.”
  22. clingy?
    Travis Kelce Says Love Is Blind Is Worse Than Catching KelceAnd somehow that ringing endorsement doesn’t make Jason Kelce want to watch.
  23. isn’t it?
    Kim Kardashian Returns to Terrorize New York in AHS: Delicate - Part 2Part 2 comes to FX April 3.
  24. this week in late night
    John Oliver’s Rampant Kate Middleton Speculation Won Late Night This WeekPlus James Acaster chatting with Seth Meyers and incredible contestant chemistry on After Midnight.
  25. shoutout to doctors
    2024 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Radhika Jones - Arrivals
    Olivia Munn Shares Breast Cancer Diagnosis, Double MastectomyJust days after attending the Vanity Fair Oscars party with John Mulaney.
  26. last night on late night
    Carrie Coon Wants The Gilded Age to Take BroadwayForget a musical episode, it’s time for a whole damn show.
  27. shook
    Elton John AIDS Foundation's 32nd Annual Academy Awards Viewing Party - Arrivals
    Did Sutton Stracke Faint at the RHOBH Reunion?Andy Cohen said she was “shaking” and called for on-set medics.
  28. da big screen
    A24 Rereleasing Ex Machina, Hereditary, Uncut Gems on ImaxThe most stressful moments depicted in film, on the biggest screen possible.
  29. keeping up with the royals
    News Outlets Pull Kate Middleton’s Mother’s Day Photo“Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing,” Middleton allegedly stated in response.
  30. oscars 2024
    96th Annual Academy Awards - Press Room
    With Barbie Win, Billie Eilish Is Youngest Person With Two OscarsShe’s now the youngest person to win two Oscars. Finneas was also there.
  31. the internet is forever
    It’s Kurt’s Turn (to Get Memed)And yes, Chris Colfer has seen it.
  32. oscars 2024
    Protesters March for Palestine at 2024 OscarsDemonstrators stood outside the ceremony, chanting “Stop the killing stop the slaughter, Gaza has no food and water.”
  33. this week in late night
    Kurt Braunohler’s Crying Child Won Late Night This WeekPlus Kyle Kinane on Late Night and prop comedy from Stephen Colbert.
  34. sims session
    Anatomy of a Fall’s Ending, Explained (Using The Sims 4)Oh, the ending of the movie is supposed to be “ambiguous”? Grow up!
  35. trailer mix
    RHONJ Returns With More Money Woes for Teresa Giudice“Louie pissed her money away.”
  36. crossovers
    Timothée Chalamet Wants Austin Butler’s Elvis to Be in his Bob Dylan MovieIt all drives towards a net positive for the world: making Austin Butler Talk Like That Again.
  37. development hell
    Euphoria Season 3 Won’t Happen Until Sam Levinson Figures Out ExistenceSam Levinson needs to understand our souls first, then Rue will be back, okay?
  38. obits
    Mark Dodson, Voice of Salacious B. Crumb, Dead at 64He also voiced the gremlins in Gremlins and zombies in Day of the Dead.
  39. this week in late night
    This Week in Late Night: Seth Meyers’s Ice-Cream Date With the PresidentThe late-night host handled the deeply 21st-century experience of becoming news very well this week.
  40. tributes
    Premiere Of STARZ "Blunt Talk" - Arrivals
    The Comedy World Remembers Richard LewisJimmy Fallon dedicated a segment of The Tonight Show to Lewis and recommended his special, I’m Doomed.
  41. it’s so true
    6 Questions I Have for AMC Theatres About Their New Nicole Kidman AdsThree new pre-movie reels starring Kidman will premiere March 1.
  42. coming soon
    A Michael Jackson Movie Is Coming From Antoine Fuqua in 2025And Lionsgate has cast its Jackson 5.
  43. protests
    2024 Film Independent Spirit Awards - Show
    Pro-Palestine Protest Disrupts Film Independent Spirit Awards“We are at the beach, and people are expressing their freedom of speech, said host Aidy Bryant.
  44. semi-charmed kind of feud
    What’s Going on With the Cast of Charmed?This drama is old enough to rent a car.
  45. obits
    Legends And Stars: Whitecaps FC Charity Alumni Match
    Once Upon a Time’s Chris Gauthier, Dead at 48“You were the real captain!!” wrote Colin O’Donoghue, OUAT’s Captain Hook.
  46. awards szn
    2024 Film Independent Spirit Awards - Show
    Here Are the Winners of the 2024 Film Independent Spirit AwardsIncluding The Holdovers, May December, and Beef.
  47. awards szn
    Aidy Bryant Opens the Film Independent Spirit Awards (a.k.a. the Bi Oscars)“Charles Melton, everyone wants to have sex with you, you stupid bitch!”
  48. coming soon?
    Lionsgate Adds The Crow Reboot in Release Schedule, Delays Ballerina Until 2025Ballerina will wait in the wings until 2025.
  49. call her daddy
    Mischa Barton Says She Briefly Dated Ben McKenzie on the Set of The O.C.Barton talked about The O.C.’s early days on the Call Her Daddy podcast.
  50. a bad idea worth considering
    The Beatles
    Release the Beatles Jerk-off CutCan’t beat a Beatles beat-off.
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