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  1. bachelor nation
    Houston Said Yeehaw to Paying The Bachelor Big Bucks This SeasonEverything’s bigger in Texas, including the cost of exposure for your city.
  2. last night on late night
    Dave Grohl’s Pure Disdain for James Corden Is Inspiring“His face makes it worse.”
  3. your musicianship is a wonderland
    John Mayer Concertgoer Questlove Filled in on Drums With ‘an Hour’s Notice’“Welp. I thought I was hangin with the crew tonight.”
  4. respect the classics
    Pete Townshend Is Glad the Who Sold Out to CSI“It just reminded people that we were still there.”
  5. trailer mix
    Maggie Smith Is Alive and Inheriting Villas in Downton Abbey: A New Era TrailerIt’s time for a Riviera vacation.
  6. superlatives
    The Most Existential and Therapeutic of Tears for Fears, According to Curt Smith“Being able to admit that you need someone else is actually a very valuable lesson for people who are as single-minded as we are.”
  7. fight fight fight
    Eddie Vedder and Nikki Sixx Are Feuding Like It’s 1991It’s a “vacuous” versus “boring” band showdown. Pick your side.
  8. the videodome
    Anthony Kiedis Debuts Hot and Confusing Irish AccentIn “Black Summer,” the new Red Hot Chili Peppers song.
  9. my single is dropping
    Oi You Bumbaclarts, Liam Gallagher Has a New Song OutAnd it’s co-written with Dave Grohl.
  10. respect the classics
    Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Reunite … Against Spotify“We don’t want our music — or the music we made together — to be on the same platform.”
  11. respect the classics
    Duran Duran, Eminem, and Dolly Parton Lead 2022 Rock Hall of Fame NomineesThe 17 acts range from New Wave and metal to hip-hop and beyond.
  12. respect the classics
    20 Years Later, We’re Getting the Keith Moon BiopicAre you not celebrating by setting a drum kit on fire?
  13. what is … wtf?
    Bitch Better Have Amy Schneider’s MoneyUpdate: She finally received her $1.3 million Jeopardy! winnings.
  14. this! is! a fun quiz!
    Can You Answer the Jeopardy! Clues Amy Schneider Couldn’t?Probably not! Well, maybe. Why don’t you try and see?
  15. this! is! a winner!
    A Talk With That Cool-Glasses Guy Who Defeated Amy Schneider on Jeopardy!“I thought I was destined to lose, so I just did my best.”
  16. the lads are fighting again
    Morrissey Wants Johnny Marr to Cease and Desist, Bitch“Must you persistently, year after year, decade after decade, blame me for everything?”
  17. the videodome
    Are You ‘Curious’ About Franz Ferdinand’s New Track?They even do an avant-garde hoedown.
  18. superlatives
    Carl Barât on the Most Anthemic and Agonizing Music of His Career“Well, from my view, I thought everyone would be dead.”
  19. this! is! huge!
    Amy Schneider Achieves Jeopardy!’s Second-Longest Winning Streak39 games later!
  20. disrespect the classics
    Eric Clapton Thinks We’ve Been Hypnotized Into Getting VaxxedAnd it’s his “calling” to talk about it.
  21. obits
    Meat Loaf, Legendary Bat Out of Hell Rocker, Dead at 74Cher, Boy George, and more have honored the operatic voice behind “Paradise by the Dashboard Light.”
  22. respect the classics
    Bono Reviews U2: ‘I’m Just So Embarrassed’Poor fella.
  23. respect the classics
    Don Henley Also Had the Honor of Being Fired by Steely DanHis “Peg” backing vocals were “no good” and “disappointing.”
  24. trailer mix
    Dave Grohl Is Less Pretender and More Demon in the Studio 666 TrailerYes, he will decapitate you with a cymbal.
  25. this! is! exciting!
    Jeopardy! Champion Amy Schneider Is Now a MillionaireShe hit $1,019,001 in total earnings with her 28th win.
  26. backstories
    How David Byrne’s American Utopia Went ‘Unplugged’ in Just Six Days“David forgot some lyrics. One of the drummers forgot little breaks or parts. But it felt like making music.”
  27. byrne blog
    David Byrne Claims He’s Not ‘Slick and Perfect’What???
  28. it’s a gas!
    Mick Jagger Actually Gets Quite a Lot of Satisfaction From Instagram“I don’t publish them all. Some of them are just too weird.”
  29. a once in a lifetime event
    David Byrne Is Burning Down Broadway With ‘Unplugged’ American Utopia Shows“This is our opportunity to make lemonade from COVID lemons.”
  30. chat room
    Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu Loves Playing Emily in Paris’ ‘French Bitch’“We’re making fun of everybody, basically. That’s the charm of the show.”
  31. disrespect the classics
    Eric Clapton, Recurring 2021 Villain, Wins $11 Bootleg CD LawsuitA German widow has been ordered to pay thousands of dollars after Clapton “complained.”
  32. bachelor nation
    The Bachelorette Sea Was Angry That Day, My FriendsMichelle Young dumped a guy and got engaged to another. We think? Those waves were loud.
  33. art du jour
    Brian Eno Elegantly Eviscerates NFTs“Now artists can become little capitalist assholes as well.”
  34. respect the classics
    Ringo and His All-Starr Friends Join George Harrison’s ‘My Sweet Lord’ VideoA lovely commemoration of All Things Must Pass turning 50.
  35. respect the classics
    And You May Find Yourself in the Library of CongressOf course Stop Making Sense has “enduring importance to American culture.”
  36. advent calendar
    Rowing Blazers’ Diana Sweaters Are Indeed a LuxuryThey’ve been feeling Diana Fever since the ’80s.
  37. pronti…cosante…cottura al forno!
    A Victory Chat With Giuseppe Dell’Anno, Great British Bake Off’s Michelangelo“I never felt that the other bakers were competitors. That said, I was convinced 100 percent that Jürgen was going to win from day one.”
  38. this! is! an update!
    Jeopardy! Still Doesn’t Have a Clue Who’s Permanently HostingKen Jennings and Mayim Bialik are splitting duties for the foreseeable future.
  39. respect the classics
    Prince William Is Simply Chuffed by AC/DC“It’s the best tonic for a Monday morning.”
  40. respect the classics
    That’s Dr. Tom Petty to YouHe has been awarded a posthumous Ph.D. in music.
  41. bereit! einstellen! backen!
    Jürgen Krauss Reflects, Cryptically, on His Great British Bake Off Elimination“I can’t say more about that.”
  42. respect the classics
    Mal Evans, Get Back’s Lovable Anvil King, Will Have His Archives PublishedThe Beatles’ road manager died under tragic circumstances in 1976.
  43. superlatives
    The Most Endearing and Psychedelic of the Bangles, According to Susanna Hoffs“I’m grateful that we were born out of that time period, but it was bound to be fraught.”
  44. fashion du jour
    The 24 Best Get Back Fits, RankedGeorge Harrison’s turtlenecks, Ringo Starr’s shirts, and everyone’s coats.
  45. superlatives
    Lindsey Buckingham on the Most Fulfilling and Dysfunctional Music of His Career“It was my intention all along to try to remain an artist who kept growing and evolving in the long term.”
  46. respect the (new) classics
    Add ‘Yacht Goth’ to Your Rock EncyclopediaThanks to Taylor Hawkins and Dave Navarro’s new supergroup.
  47. bachelor nation
    Another Bachelorette Couple Bites the DustTayshia Adams and Zac Clark have ended their engagement.
  48. respect the classics
    The Highs, Lows, and Whoas of the 2021 Rock Hall Induction CeremonyHello again, Cleveland.
  49. chat room
    Psych 3’s Timothy Omundson on the ‘Mad Struggle’ of His Stroke Recovery“Lassiter and I are both going through the same thing ​​— being knocked out at the height of our careers.”
  50. respect the classics
    Tom Petty’s Daughter on the Ambitious Future of His Legacy“I’d love to see a museum dedicated to my father. I think that’s an undertaking that will take a great deal of time.”
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