On Thursday, Big Brain Man Elon Musk made a 2.5-hour appearance on Joe Rogan’s podcast where, after admiring Joe Rogan’s swords and talking about his dream of building an electric plane, he took a brief and cautious hit of a joint while on camera. You could watch a clip of this here, or, if you would prefer a better viewing experience, you could instead watch:
• The pool scene in Showgirls
• Theresa May engaging in a variety of youth dance trends, including but not limited to dabbing and the one where you keep your arms very straight and swing them
• A man in a cardigan and New Balance sneakers standing up at the end of a Q&A and say, “This isn’t really a question, but…”
• Dr. Pimple Popper in slow motion
• A slideshow of Kimberly Guilfoyle and Donald Trump Jr.’s sexts
• Your grandparents trying to figure out which actor your grandma’s thinking of, you know the one … he was in the movie …
• Donald Trump attempting a tongue-twister
• Someone with a cold eating a hard-boiled egg
• Shrek porn
• The only straight man at the party somehow getting his hands on an acoustic guitar
• Sarah Mclachlan’s ASPCA commercials on repeat for 24 hours
• The Blue Is the Warmest Color sex scene with your parents
• An old college friend’s Burning Man vlog
• Jeb Bush saying, “Please clap.”
• Someone getting an over-the-pants hand job next to you at a screening of The Matrix Reloaded
• Kurt Eichenwald trying to explain his tentacle porn tweets
• The video from The Ring
• The person across from you clipping their toenails on the subway
• The Pussy Posse discussing the strengths, weaknesses, and complexities of the body positivity movement
• Elon Musk coming down from his high and realizing he spent 2.5 hours of his life on the Joe Rogan podcast