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Mia Mercado is a Cut contributor who covers internet nonsense. She's also a humor writer and the author of She's Nice Though and Weird But Normal.

  1. celebrity
    Cardi B Just Deleted Her Twitter AgainShe appears to have deactivated her account after fans harassed her for not attending the 2022 Grammys.
  2. grammys 2022
    Everyone Was Kissing on the Grammys Red CarpetTongues everywhere!
  3. grammys 2022
    A Bunch of Major Artists Didn’t Attend the GrammysAriana Grande, Taylor Swift, and Kanye West were among the celebrities who skipped the awards show.
  4. television
    Bella Hadid Just Landed Her First Acting GigShe’s joining the cast of Ramy.
  5. the oscars
    I Can’t Shut Up About the Oscars’ Swag BagsThis year’s included a small plot of land in Scotland and free liposuction.
  6. oscars 2022
    Zoë Kravitz Has Waded Into the Slap DiscourseSurprise: Not everyone agrees with her.
  7. celebrity
    Do Not Ask Angus Cloud to ElaborateJust let the man enjoy the Oscars after-party!
  8. unexpected duos
    Um, Why Was Cara Delevingne Partying With Mayor Eric Adams?She was dancing with a bottle of prosecco and he was … also there.
  9. oscars 2022
    The Oscar Hosts Didn’t Come to Play NiceYes, there was an obligatory dig at Leonardo DiCaprio.
  10. oscars 2022
    Encanto Is for Hotties Now“We Don’t Talk About Bruno” featuring … Megan Thee Stallion?
  11. oscars 2022
    Will Beyoncé Win Her First Oscar Tonight?She opened the 2022 Academy Awards with a performance of “Stay Alive.”
  12. oscars 2022
    Kristen Stewart Wore Shorts to the OscarsAn impeccable choice!
  13. oscars 2022
    Jacob Elordi Wins Best Little EarringCongratulations to all of us.
  14. culture
    Anna Delvey Is Now Selling ArtA new show features re-creations of her Instagram drawings for $10,000 each.
  15. obsessions
    I Can’t Shut Up About The Kelly Clarkson ShowWhere else can you see Anne Hathaway sing “Since U Been Gone”?
  16. bridgerton
    Where’s Ye Olde Smut, Bridgerton?The new season is much less steamy than the first.
  17. riddle me this
    Why Does Bennifer Need This Many Bathrooms?You could get lost in their new $50 million estate.
  18. movies
    Every Thought I Had While Watching Deep WaterBen Affleck, Ana de Armas, sexy murder, and … snails?
  19. extremely online
    I Can’t Shut Up About Bon Jovi’s SonAlso: Jon Bon Jovi’s real name is Jon Bongiovi?
  20. culture
    The Celebs Are Still Turning War Into ContentNancy Pelosi read a poem by Bono comparing President Zelenskyy to Saint Patrick.
  21. culture
    Imagine Having the Nerve to Compare Yourself to Serena and VenusDirector Jane Campion said the Williams sisters “don’t play against the guys, like I have to.”
  22. for your consideration
    Some Humble Suggestions for Mayor Eric Adams’s Next TikTokBing bong, indeed!
  23. extremely online
    I Can’t Shut Up About Spencer Pratt’s TikToksA closer look at the chaotic nostalgia of The Hills star’s videos.
  24. keeping up with the royals
    Prince William Might Need a History LessonSpeaking about the Ukraine invasion, he said war in Europe is “very alien to see.”
  25. celebrity
    Sounds Like Pete Davidson Won’t Be on Kim Kardashian’s New ShowBut we will get details on how they started dating.
  26. power
    First Lady of Ukraine Describes ‘Horrific Reality’ of War“When Russia says that it is ‘not waging war against civilians,’ I call out the names of the murdered children first.”
  27. celebrity
    Zoë Kravitz Says She’s Been Turned Down for Roles Over RaceThe Batman star said she couldn’t audition for The Dark Knight because they weren’t going “urban” for the role.
  28. feminism
    Girl-Boss Demon Resurrected During Women’s History MonthSlay, queen.
  29. celebrity
    Kris Jenner’s Dish Room Is My Personal NightmareEverything is so fragile and expensive!
  30. celebrity
    No Thoughts, Just Oscar Isaac Licking a SwordDuring the opening monologue of his SNL debut, no less!
  31. watch party
    Maybe Don’t Take Career Advice From Valley of the DollsThe campy classic offers women little more life advice than to “sparkle, sparkle.”
  32. celebrity
    Sydney Sweeney Is Reportedly EngagedShe and boyfriend Jonathan Davino have been dating since 2018.
  33. celebrity
    Pamela Anderson Will ‘Tell the Real Story’ in a New Netflix DocShe said she’s “not a victim, but a survivor” in an Instagram post announcing the project.
  34. power
    Melinda French Gates Calls Out Bill’s Ties to Epstein“I did not like that he had meetings with Jeffrey Epstein. I made that clear to him,” she said in a new interview about her divorce from Bill Gates.
  35. odd couples
    Dax Shepard Once Dated Ashley Olsen and No One Told Me?Also, Ashley Olsen is apparently good at Scrabble?
  36. celebrity
    Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa’s Divorce Sounds Very ChillAmid rumors that the two may be back together, he said they’re “still family.”
  37. celebrity
    Don’t Ask Rihanna About Her Baby’s GenderAlso, don’t tell her that she showed up late.
  38. keeping up with the royals
    Sorry Haters, the Queen Is Back at WorkNot even COVID-19 and death hoaxes can keep her down.
  39. succession
    At Last, a Kiss for Roman and GerriOr at least for Kieran Culkin and J. Smith-Cameron.
  40. police bruality
    3 Ex-Officers Found Guilty of Violating George Floyd’s Civil RightsThomas Lane, Tou Thao, and J. Alexander Kueng were found guilty by a jury.
  41. celebrity
    Selena Gomez Just Posted a Pic With The Weeknd’s New Rumored GFSimi Khadra is also friends with another Weeknd ex, Bella Hadid.
  42. celebrity
    Jennifer Lawrence Is Reportedly a Mom NowThis is her first child with husband Cooke Maroney.
  43. celebrity
    Zendaya and Tom Holland Are the Gift That Keeps on GivingThey wore matching jerseys to a hockey game. I weep!
  44. 2022 winter olympics
    No One Was Happy at the Women’s Figure-Skating FinalsExcept Japanese bronze medalist Kaori Sakamoto.
  45. tv
    Lizzo Says It’s Time to TwerkShe just dropped the trailer for her new reality competition, Watch Out for the Big Grrrls.
  46. 2022 winter olympics
    A Russian Skater Won Olympic GoldBut not the one whom everyone expected.
  47. 2022 winter olympics
    Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski Said It All With Their SilenceThe two gave little commentary during Kamila Valieva’s performance after her positive drug test.
  48. 2022 winter olympics
    This Is Why You Don’t Let Mascots TalkBing Dwen Dwen’s voice is not what you’d expect.
  49. stop asian hate
    An Asian Woman Was Followed Into Her Home and Fatally StabbedThe NYPD has charged a man in the death of 35-year-old Christina Yuna Lee.
  50. celebrity
    Cory Booker and Rosario Dawson Have Reportedly Broken UpThey were together for over two years.
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