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Mia Mercado is a Cut contributor who covers internet nonsense. She's also a humor writer and the author of She's Nice Though and Weird But Normal.

  1. power
    Emily Ratajkowski Accuses Robin Thicke of Groping Her on Set“I was an unknown model and if I had spoken out or complained, I would not be where I am today.”
  2. no <3
    There Is Such Thing As Being Too in LoveAs is the case for Meghan Trainor and her husband, Daryl Sabara, who have two toilets next to each other.
  3. earworms
    Lindsay Lohan’s Comeback ContinuesShe’s got a new podcast! Which accent do you think she’ll use on it?
  4. nakey nakey naked
    This Halloween, Just Go Naked!Take a cue from Kacey Musgraves’s SNL performance and don’t wear anything at all.
  5. abortion rights
    Billie Eilish Almost Canceled Texas Show After Abortion BanShe was among other celebrities, including Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence, to voice support of abortion rights over the weekend.
  6. cheers luv
    Every Thought I Had While Watching Diana: The MusicalBroadway is back (on Netflix), baby!
  7. ruh roh
    Cher’s Next Collab Is With … Scooby-Doo?And yes, cartoon Cher will be wearing white go-go boots.
  8. besties
    Could You Even Imagine This Collab?Lil Nas X covered “Jolene.” Dolly Parton loved it. All that’s left for these two is to make an album, go on a joint tour, be lifelong besties …
  9. give me chaos
    Doesn’t a HomeGoods Online Store Defeat the Purpose?I’m not convinced a little internet shop can replicate the in-store chaos I crave.
  10. television
    Get Ready for the Final Season of InsecureHBO just dropped the trailer for the show’s fifth installment.
  11. crime
    Bill Cosby Decided to Share Some Thoughts on R. KellySurprise: The fellow convicted sex offender thinks the R. Kelly verdict was unfair.
  12. molto bene
    Eminem Is Opening a Restaurant?And yes, it’s called Mom’s Spaghetti.
  13. culture
    Britney Is Not a Fan of All These New Documentaries“I watched a little bit of the last documentary and I must say I scratched my head a couple of times.”
  14. celebrity
    Lena Dunham Is Married!She and musician Luis Felber tied the knot over the weekend.
  15. free britney
    Wow, Jamie Spears Seems Obsessed With Britney’s BoyfriendsThe singer’s father reportedly went to great lengths to monitor her dating life, from making her boyfriends sign NDAs to hiring private investigators.
  16. the most fertile man
    Nick Cannon Says His Therapist Thinks He Should Be CelibateIs his reign as Most Fertile Man coming to an end?!
  17. unreal
    The View’s COVID Chaos ContinuesLast week, two hosts tested positive for COVID mid-show — but it turns out their tests were inaccurate.
  18. my condolences?
    Elon Musk and Grimes Are ‘Semi-Separated’What does that mean? Who knows!
  19. happy bey day
    Beyoncé Really Loves Being 40“This has absolutely been the best I’ve felt in my life. I’m so grateful to be GROWN, GROWN!”
  20. horny police
    Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox Are Just Leaning Into It, Huh?That’s the message I’m getting from their new Skims photo shoot.
  21. champagne ponzi
    Why Is Drake Hanging Out With the Wolf of Wall Street?Please, no.
  22. scammers
    Sorry, What Fake Title Did Elizabeth Holmes Give Herself?The texts between the Theranos founder and Sunny Balwani must be seen to be believed.
  23. sex and the city
    Willie Garson’s Best Moments on Sex and the CityAn ode to Stanford Blatch.
  24. celebrity
    Sex and the City’s Willie Garson Has DiedHe had been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.
  25. spooky!
    This Sexy Bernie Sanders Costume Looks … Pretty Comfy?Consider, if you will, wearing wearing mittens for Halloween.
  26. abortion rights
    Over 500 Athletes Urge the Court to Protect Abortion RightsSoccer star Megan Rapinoe is among the hundreds of women athletes calling on the U.S. Supreme Court to uphold Roe v. Wade.
  27. influencers
    What Do You Think Olivia Jade Is ‘Best Known’ For?According to her, it’s not the highly publicized college admissions scandal.
  28. rumor has it
    Looks Like Adele Really Is Dating LeBron James’s AgentShe posted a photo with him at an NBA star’s wedding this weekend.
  29. emmys 2021
    The Best, Worst, and Wildest Moments From the 2021 EmmysFrom Jennifer Coolidge to … whatever that opening rap performance was.
  30. emmys 2021
    The Most ‘That Man’ Moment of the NightThere’s gotta be one at every Emmys, I guess.
  31. emmys 2021
    Must We Make Rita Wilson Rap?At the 2021 Emmys of all places.
  32. emmys 2021
    Nobody Is Doing It Like Anya Taylor-JoyI mean, look at her 2021 Emmys outfit.
  33. emmys 2021
    Michaela Jaé Could Make Emmy History TonightThe Pose star would be the first trans woman to win for an acting role.
  34. succession
    I Can’t Wait to Gossip About My Terrible Rich Family AgainThe newest Succession trailer is here.
  35. books
    Gabrielle Union Opens Up About Struggles With Dwyane WadeIn her new memoir, she says she was “shattered” when he had a baby with another woman in 2013.
  36. celebrity
    All the Assault Allegations Against T.I. and TinyAfter multiple allegations of sexual assault and drugging, the LAPD has dropped at least one case against the couple due to statute of limitations.
  37. smart people
    Lil Nas X Is a Marketing GeniusThe billboards for his debut studio album, Montero, are works of art.
  38. amen
    The Pope Says, for the Love of God, Get VaccinatedOr else he will call out your little anti-vaxx ass!
  39. no <3
    There Is Officially Too Much TVThe activism-based reality competition no one asked for is now being restructured into a docuseries.
  40. boyfriends
    Hot Oscar FallSad Girl Fall? I don’t know her.
  41. so there!
    Bella Hadid Wants You to Know She Did Get VaccinatedAnd she’s got a picture to prove it, okay!
  42. covid-19
    One in 500 Americans Has Died From COVIDYet the vaccination rate is slowing.
  43. influencers
    Congratulations to These InfluencersMeghan Markle and Prince Harry made Time’s 2021 list of the 100 most influential people in the world.
  44. unsolved mysteries
    What Do You Think Camila Cabello is Doing in This Video?A Met Gala mystery!
  45. met gala
    Keke Palmer Was the Star of the 2021 Met GalaLet her host everything!
  46. met gala 2021
    Horse Girl Spotted at the Met GalaKim Petras said, “Yeehaw!”
  47. met gala
    Nicki Minaj Didn’t Want to Get Vaccinated for the Met GalaInstead, she spent the evening tweeting misinformation about COVID.
  48. besties
    If Oprah Showed Up at My House Unannounced, I Would Be So MadShe and bestie Gayle King are doing just that in their new road-trip series, The OG Chronicles.
  49. celebrity
    Uzo Aduba Secretly Got Married Last YearShe celebrated her first anniversary with director Robert Sweeting over the weekend.
  50. mysteries
    Why Is Shailene Woodley Posting Baby Feet on Instagram?Another celebrity baby mystery!
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