- January 16, 2012
- The Transsexual Escort With Married Clients Who Know Exactly What They’re Buying
"Most of my clients consider themselves straight. I consider them bisexual."
- January 16, 2012
- The Ex-Lehman Banker Who Doesn’t Get Why People Hate Bankers
�That’s what Wall Street is like. You’re just waiting to get killed off.�
- January 16, 2012
- The Per Se Waiter on Diners Who Vomit Up Their $500 Meals
�Per Se actually has a list of people who aren’t allowed to go back.�
- January 16, 2012
- The Firefighter Who Doesn’t Recognize His Own Department Anymore
"Since 9/11, I don’t think the city has done anything for us."
- January 16, 2012
- The New York 'Times' Reporter on the New Era of Page One
"Jill Abramson cares more about domestic, and she certainly cares more about Washington."
- January 16, 2012
- The ER Pediatrics Doctor Who Likes Overbearing Mothers
"With pediatrics, oftentimes, there’s not only the mom and dad, sisters and brothers, but sometimes there’s the grandparents�it’s like an audience."
- January 16, 2012
- Pvt. Danny Chen, 1992�2011
He was 19 years old, a scrawny six-four, and wanted nothing more than to join the Army. Just like so many other young men. But very few from Chinatown.
- January 16, 2012
- The Parole Officer Who Thinks Parolees Are Doomed
The system is designed to make you fail.
- January 16, 2012
- The Doorman Who Likes to Watch
"We can tell if someone’s a shopaholic or when they drink too much."
- January 16, 2012
- The Bikini Waxer With an Aversion to Female Anatomy
"Everyone thinks they’re the hairiest person in the world. Nine times out of ten, they’re not."