Help Vulture Save ‘Cavemen’: Send Your Hair to ABC!What better way to pledge your support for TV’s finest sitcom about furry Neanderthals than to completely shave your head (or just get a trim — it doesn’t matter, just so long as you fill the box or envelope to the top) and mail the sweepings directly to the man in charge of ABC’s prime-time lineup?
We Decode the ‘Lost’ Online Game for YouA quick rundown of the tantalizing clues the game offers … plus a few cheats to get you straight to the good stuff, so you don’t get, um, lost.
Michael Emerson of ‘Lost’ on Why Ben Linus Never BlinksThe thoughtful New York stage vet talks at impressive length about those titillating flash-forwards, Ben’s paternal instincts, and whether the spookiest villain on TV becomes a hero this season.
When Will ABC Bring Back ‘Cavemen’?A few moments ago, we were perusing the official Cavemen Website at ABC.com (like we do several times an hour as it is set as our browser’s homepage), and we were disappointed to notice that the network has not yet scheduled a return date for our favorite show of the new TV season.
ABC President Stephen McPherson Is the Anti–Ben SilvermanMcPherson is a “volatile bulldozer” who “exhibits a blunt, temperamental style that … creates a frosty relationship with his superiors and leaves subordinates ducking for cover.”
‘Dirty Sexy Money’ Delivers on All Three CountsJudging from all the recaps and reviews out there, Money sounds like Dallas reinvented, with bonus hedonism and wit. Kind of like Josh Schwartz, but way better and for grown-ups.
Prince to Give It Away in the U.K.Prince’s new album, Planet Earth, will be given away for free in British newspapers this summer, angering British music retailers, who had hoped to sell the album in exchange for British money, which is called “pounds” instead of “dollars.”
Jim Carrey Falls Off the WagonCarrey Stays Sober: Jim Carrey will star in Sober Buddy, about a court-assigned watchdog who falls spectacularly off the wagon during a business trip to Las Vegas, for Universal. Relapse comedy! Let’s hope Carrey falls, weeping, through a glass shower door, like Meg Ryan in When a Man Loves a Woman.