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  1. the industry
    Scott Rudin to Make Movie Out of BookUp-and-coming playwright Liz Meriwether will write the screenplay for Rudolph Delson’s ‘Maynard & Jennica’.
  2. apropos of nothing
    ‘Scrubs’ Moving to ABC?According to a TV blog, the show and its new network are close to a deal.
  3. overnights
    Lost: Not Yet!Damon Lindelof, you’re killing us with these sad episodes! And apparently, you’re also intent on killing Michael.
  4. apropos of nothing
    Will ‘Miss Guided’ Finally Make Judy Greer a Star?A long-suffering comedienne finally gets a starring role.
  5. the industry
    Willow and Jaden Smith to Stretch, Play Adorable Siblings OnscreenPlus: Reality-Show Contestants to Meet Paris, Get STDs
  6. the water cooler
    Decoding the New ‘Lost’ Theories OnlineBehind the mirror-moon theory, the ontological paradox, and Slaughterhouse-Five.
  7. The Cast of ‘Cavemen’ Demands That You Send More Hair to ABCStar Julie White urges further efforts on behalf of America’s furriest sitcom.
  8. apropos of nothing
    All Those Broken Lightbulbs May Have Paid Off — ‘Friday Night Lights’ Possibly Saved!Have crazy fans rescued yet another critically loved, ratings-deficient series from the jaws of cancellation? Maybe!
  9. overnights
    Lost: Sayid and His Enormous, Sad BicepsBeing one of the Oceanic Six can get you laid in any coffee shop in Europe.
  10. The ‘Cavemen’ Crusade Continues: We Send Hair to ABC!The hair was easy to obtain; that’s what interns are for.
  11. Help Vulture Save ‘Cavemen’: Send Your Hair to ABC!What better way to pledge your support for TV’s finest sitcom about furry Neanderthals than to completely shave your head (or just get a trim — it doesn’t matter, just so long as you fill the box or envelope to the top) and mail the sweepings directly to the man in charge of ABC’s prime-time lineup?
  12. news reel
    ‘Charm,’ We’re Sure: Vulture Makes Its ‘All My Children’ Debut“My parents were Trevor and Janet? I found my dad in the freezer? My mom killed him? Sometimes that’s hard to play.”
  13. apropos of nothing
    ‘Lost’: Who Was That in the Rocking Chair?Is this a photo of Jacob?
  14. countdown
    We Decode the ‘Lost’ Online Game for YouA quick rundown of the tantalizing clues the game offers … plus a few cheats to get you straight to the good stuff, so you don’t get, um, lost.
  15. countdown
    Let the Internet Spoil ‘Lost’ for You, Part TwoWe’re actually pretty glad we read it, because if we were just watching the episode cold we would probably be totally confused.
  16. chat room
    Michael Emerson of ‘Lost’ on Why Ben Linus Never BlinksThe thoughtful New York stage vet talks at impressive length about those titillating flash-forwards, Ben’s paternal instincts, and whether the spookiest villain on TV becomes a hero this season.
  17. countdown
    Let the Internet Spoil ‘Lost’ for YouThe first half of the first episode, described online.
  18. tube junkie
    ‘Lost’: Relive the Crash of Flight 815 From Every Angle at OnceThe show’s shattered timeline means it’s begging for devoted fans to tease out its many synchronicities.
  19. the early-evening news
    Ironic Moviegoers Come Out in ForcePlus: The Pirate Bay gets charged!
  20. apropos of nothing
    When Will ABC Bring Back ‘Cavemen’?A few moments ago, we were perusing the official Cavemen Website at ABC.com (like we do several times an hour as it is set as our browser’s homepage), and we were disappointed to notice that the network has not yet scheduled a return date for our favorite show of the new TV season.
  21. apropos of nothing
    ‘Cavemen’ Still Funny, Ratings Still TerribleIt’s true!
  22. the early-evening news
    Whenever There Is Trouble, G.I. Clooney Is TherePlus news on Samantha Who?, Jack Bauer, and the U.S. version of Spaced.
  23. the take
    Please, ABC, Don’t Cancel ‘Cavemen’!Who’s with us?
  24. the take
    ‘Cavemen’ Continues to Be Funny, Despite EverythingWatch this show before it’s too late, people!
  25. the early-evening news
    Frequently Bankrupt Real-Estate Tycoon Working on Intellectually Bankrupt TV SeriesPlus news about Radiohead and ABC!
  26. beef
    Do Not Cross Ben Silverman, For He Will Date Your ChildrenA showdown between network executives is a bust.
  27. the industry
    Nicolas Cage Will Rein Himself In, Just This OncePlus industry news on the Spice Girls, Damon Wayans, and U2.
  28. backlash to the backlash
    ‘Cavemen’ Receives First Non-Vulture Critical AcclaimToday, another brave person not employed by Vulture has admitted to liking the show, sort of!
  29. beef
    Reilly vs. Silverman vs. McPherson: The Battle of the Century Happens TodayHas NBC wunderkind Ben Silverman been bionically enhanced?
  30. apropos of nothing
    ABC President Stephen McPherson Is the Anti–Ben SilvermanMcPherson is a “volatile bulldozer” who “exhibits a blunt, temperamental style that … creates a frosty relationship with his superiors and leaves subordinates ducking for cover.”
  31. news reel
    Julie White From ‘Cavemen’ Impossible to Place on Approval Matrix“I’m on a high-low cultural roller coaster,” she told us at the opening of Mauritius on Broadway last night.
  32. the early-evening news
    Brett Ratner to Make Disaster Movie — On Purpose This Time!Plus: Comedy Central dumps David Spade!
  33. the take
    ‘Pushing Daisies’ Will Probably Not Save Television As We Know ItHow twee is too twee?
  34. apropos of nothing
    NBC Revives ‘American Gladiators’ and Hulk Hogan; ABC Revives … ‘Cupid’?We’ve taken great delight in the ongoing beef between NBC’s Ben Silverman and ABC’s Steve McPherson, so we’re really sorry to see that McPherson already seems to be waving the white flag.
  35. countdown
    Can ‘Pushing Daisies’ Save Television As We Know It?Well, things aren’t actually that bad, but the new fall season has been gloomy for the networks thus far.
  36. the take
    ‘Cavemen’ Actually Pretty Good!We can’t believe it either!
  37. the take
    In Cautious Defense of ‘Cavemen’What if it’s good?
  38. vulture lists
    10 Commercials That Shouldn’t Turn Into a TV ShowPlease, ABC, don’t make a show about those scary toenail fungus goblins.
  39. countdown
    Fall TV Deathwatch: ‘Cavemen’ Almost Extinct, ‘Journeyman’ Gets a ReprievePlus, Carpoolers and Moonlight get added to the Deathwatch.
  40. the water cooler
    ‘Dirty Sexy Money’ Delivers on All Three CountsJudging from all the recaps and reviews out there, Money sounds like Dallas reinvented, with bonus hedonism and wit. Kind of like Josh Schwartz, but way better and for grown-ups.
  41. countdown
    Fall-TV Deathwatch: It’s Not Looking Good for ‘Cavemen!’ABC’s forthcoming Neanderthal sitcom Cavemen has already had its share of problems — and now it has more!
  42. beef
    Ben Silverman Fights DirtyBen Silverman mocks Cavemen on CNBC.
  43. apropos of nothing
    Your Afternoon Soaps Will Never ForgetPlot twists on today’s Very Special Episode of the ABC soap.
  44. beef
    Exec Fight: Ben Silverman vs. Steve McPhersonThis seems like a beef that can only be settled one way: with a sunset knife fight on the Malibu cliffs.
  45. the industry
    Independent-Minded Director, Meddling Billionaire Not a Match Made in Heaven After AllIndustry news on Steven Spielberg, Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lopez, and Christo.
  46. the industry
    British Woman Had Titian Hanging in Her Living RoomPlus industry news on Ben Silverman, ABC’s new dance show, and Kate Beckinsale as … Judith Miller?
  47. the industry
    Prince to Give It Away in the U.K.Prince’s new album, Planet Earth, will be given away for free in British newspapers this summer, angering British music retailers, who had hoped to sell the album in exchange for British money, which is called “pounds” instead of “dollars.”
  48. apropos of nothing
    Christina Applegate Has to Order New Stationery AgainA time line of Christina Applegate’s new sitcom’s title woes.
  49. the industry
    Jim Carrey Falls Off the WagonCarrey Stays Sober: Jim Carrey will star in Sober Buddy, about a court-assigned watchdog who falls spectacularly off the wagon during a business trip to Las Vegas, for Universal. Relapse comedy! Let’s hope Carrey falls, weeping, through a glass shower door, like Meg Ryan in When a Man Loves a Woman.
  50. the industry
    Jack Black: ‘Man-Witch’!
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