Artist Manages to Make Britain’s First Couple Look Even Less Lifelike

While strolling through group shows on the Lower East Side the other day, we came across the latest contribution to the genre of celebutard portraiture: Tom Sanford’s double portrait of the Beckhams. The artist seems to have aged the soccer star by at least a decade and morphed the missus into a tarted-up Teri Hatcher, but we do appreciate the attention he’s lavished on the armorlike sheen of her fake tan. —Karen Rosenberg

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