Ellen Page Is Neither Molly Ringwald Nor Ally Sheedy

“You either have the rich Laguna Beach thing, where the only thing they’re worrying about is what jeans to wear to impress Bobby or you have the girl who dresses in black and cuts herself.� —Ellen Page on the rich variety of roles available to actresses [EW]

“Every program on the BBC has a message board on the website. I forbid it to happen on Doctor Who. I’m sorry to say this, all the science fiction producers making stuff in America, they are way too engaged with their fandom. They all need to step back.� —Russell T. Davies, executive producer of Doctor Who [LAT]

“My TV wheels started spinning immediately — the style of storytelling is very episodic, with long arcing stories. There was plenty I wanted to know about what happened after it ended.� —Lionsgate president of television programming Kevin Beggs, speaking only for himself, on Crash [LAT]

“When Ahmed asked me, ‘Do you want to do a tour with Vince Vaughn across the country, 30 shows in 30 days?’ it’s like, ‘Hey, do you want to go to the Super Bowl?’� —stand-up comic John Caparulo, the Eli Manning of Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Comedy Show [LAT]

’It seems to me that my life has been one long sexual fantasy.� —Jack Nicholson, who can now cross “grossing us out� off his bucket list [Guardian]