Lindsay Lohan, recently dropped unceremoniously from David Michaels’s The Other Side, reportedly has a new leading role lined up. The 23-year-old has signed on to star in Matthew Wilder’s indie film Inferno, a biopic about the life of Linda Lovelace, the late porn star who starred in 1972’s Deep Throat. If the past is any indication, though, we can expect Michael Lohan to rant to TMZ about how the role isn’t appropriate, LiLo to retaliate with some crazed late-night tweeting … and then finally word to come that the studio’s recasting the role. [PopEater]