Against all odds, Broadway’s troubled $50 million Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark will actually enter rehearsals, says a spokesman. That’s right, the cast of the musical — for which everything that could possibly have gone wrong has — will begin aerial flying lessons on Monday. “I honestly can’t believe I’m getting paid to do things my mom would have killed me for when I was a kid! Ha!†tweets Dark’s Peter Parker, actor Reeve Carney. He will be missed. [ArtsBeat/NYT]