Last night was all about the return of Joaquin Phoenix to The Late Show with David Letterman, and wouldn’t you know it, Dave came out on top again. Elsewhere in late-night land, Edward Norton and Jon Stewart discuss a shrinking weirdo named Robert De Niro on The Daily Show and Jimmy Kimmel Live presents Jaime King with the opportunity to confirm that all men are cheerleader-obsessed perverts, host Jimmy Kimmel included. Over at The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert celebrates Guillermo del Toro’s new sparkleless vampire book, and Jimmy Fallon wraps things up on Late Night telling Josh Brolin what it’s like to watch Woody Allen hit his head on a lamp. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.