Last night, Tracy Morgan went on The Daily Show to assure the nation that he keeps Obama’s birth certificate safe in Brooklyn as well as to invite Donald Trump to visit his estranged, blue-eyed son on 116th and Lenox, Aziz Ansari testified firsthand that 50 Cent has no idea what a grapefruit is on The Late Show with David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel presented a PSA against 13-year-old girls for their sexist American Idol voting habits (“Wrong About Idol, Wrong About Everythingâ€), and, on Conan, Anthony Anderson described laying a dominoes beatdown on Michael Jordan and subsequently losing his friendship with Michael Jordan. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.