“Welcome, Jessica Williams! We’re so happy to have you on board as a correspondent. Here’s your desk, but before you grab coffee, we’re just gonna drive you out to an abandoned strip of road in Charleston, South Carolina, where you’ll struggle to stand on two feet under a nuclear-looking grey sky full of bent power wires. You’ll be directly in the path of a terrifyingly negative political campaign, so you can really get your hands on a good scoop. It’ll be so funny. Okay, pick you up in 5 hours!†- Jon Stewart
