This is your chance to watch Rob “Some Have Termed, King of Twitter†Delaney take one of his 140-character comedy bombs and explain exactly what he was thinking to such detail that the Tweet is hardly funny anymore. He also takes a giant bite out of a sandwich and admits to not killing people. His advice for new Tweeters is to use the words “cop†and “asshole†until you’re blue in face or asshole, you cop.