Strapped into a harness and sporting sandy facial hair, Channing Tatum looks like he’s Spencer Pratt getting ready to play paintball. Alas, it’s just his costume for the long-awaited Wachowski-helmed Jupiter Ascending — a film where Tatum plays a bounty hunter tasked with finding a cleaning lady who has the lucky genes of a Queen. He should maybe also hunt himself a barber, because that facial hair is already too distracting.
