Your Christmas present came early, and it’s wearing the highest, palest jeans the world has ever seen. Released a day after The Wolf of Wall Street received a December 25 release date, the second trailer for the film focuses less on the midget-throwing and more on the movie’s motley crew of money-obsessed weirdos, with their suspenders and excellent pastel button downs, and the not-so-legal business strategies they pursue. Merry Christmas 2013, and god bless us everyone.