Walking the red carpet in offensively casual jeans and an untucked shirt, Jimmy Kimmel’s series of Oscars bits began with a schtick where he crawled out from inside a TV, The Ring-style, to insult you. Yes, two slobbish-looking Oscars-viewers meant to represent a tweet-happy audience — the very audience watching Kimmel’s interview at that very moment. That’s what Kimmel thinks of us! Thanks, Jimmy.