Today, The Onion launched a new web series called Whoâs Fucking?, a parody of The New York Timesâs wedding announcement column, âVows,â in which couples eagerly and sincerely announce that theyâre having sex with one another. All episodes of the three-part series were released today (the other two are embedded below). Despite being titled Whoâs Fucking? and being full of obscene sex talk, I deem these video SFW (safe for work) and encourage you to crank your speakers up and make sure your boss is in the room before clicking on one.