Vice debuted a new cooking web series starring Andy Milonakis today called Fat Prince, and in the first episode he cooks alongside famed chefs Jon Shook and Vinny Dotolo (and later, professional taste tester David Koechner) using super fancy ingredients like pig ears, 23-carat gold leaf, Spam, and Rice-A-Roni. Be warned that this video contains graphic details regarding the fate of Wilbur from Charlotte’s Web and some violent anti-vegan threats, but if you’re a carnivore it’ll probably make you want to try some crispy pig ears stat.