The British have a lot of weird words that don’t mean what we think they mean, like fit and lift and flat. For Cookie Monster, the most mind-boggling Britishism is that the word biscuit refers not to a flaky, buttery Southern dream on a plate, but, rather, a cookie. So when the very British-sounding John Oliver explains this to “Biscuit Monster,†he has a total identity crisis. We feel you, little guy.