About 30 episodes after you stopped watching this season of The Voice, Team Blake (Shelton)’s final remaining contestant, Craig Wayne Boyd (the country singer with the gorgeous long hair), was crowned winner. He was up against Team Adam (Levine)’s three entries — meaning both newbie judges, Pharrell and Gwen Stefani, failed to have any of their team members make it to the final round. Perhaps there is a strategy on this thing? America — at least, the part of it that dials in to vote for Voice contestants — likes country music. Here’s what Boyd’s brand-new single sounds like:
Here is, apparently, how you win over America: