Gather your family around the Mark Ruffaloat and text your publicist a warm seasonal greeting: It’s almost Turkey Day again! Billy Eichner and guest Katie Couric remind us of our true American values this Thanksgiving season with Billy’s very special, extremely personalized Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. I’ve never seen a living turkey in real life, let alone a cornucopia, but I did see Maggie Gyllenhaal in Hysteria, and isn’t that what the holidays are all about? Maybe. Rooney Mara bless us, everyone.