Meanwhile, your tux doesn’t fit just right and the corsage you bought for your date doesn’t match her dress, which is a problem because she was about to break up with you anyway, and now there’s going to be this awkward tension in the friend group and all the photos from the event (which you just know your mom is going to want to frame) will freeze this terrible adolescent moment in time forever, and, oh lord, wouldn’t it great to look like John Stamos, just for one day? Please???