After banning Trump from his show earlier this week, Seth Meyers is several days into a feud with the presidential candidate, but rather than continue futilely onward, Meyers has a way to end things. He offers Trump a TV show where he gets to be the president in exchange for giving up his campaign — fair deal, when you consider how well Martin Sheen’s doing these days. (NBC does not endorse Seth Meyers’s offer.) The one caveat: Trump’s show must be called Chicago President, to fit in with that whole block of Dick Wolf programs. Also, we assume Trump will be played by Taylor Kinney with a Garfield doll on his head, because that would just test better.